Recent media star of Paris Saint-Germain striker Zlatan Ibrahimovic again reminded how rare screwball is Swede. The attacker never diseases from lack of self-confidence - both on the field and off ecstasy.
So we offer a representative - but in any case full sample - with the famous phrases Tara Malmö:
"Zlatan does not go to sample."
Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger wanted to take attacker as young in his team, but first asked him to spend a trial period. The answer to Ibrahimovic understand how long they lasted.
"Not at all. I ordered a plane. It is much faster. "
Zlatan does not remain at all pleased when asked about rumors that he bought a Porsche.
"I do not have nothing left but laugh at how I'm perfect."
Do I have an explanation for this?
"One thing is certain - World Cup without me is not going to watch."
Sweden lost to Portugal in the playoff standings for World Cup 2014 - apparently tournament had to miss because of the absence of true greatness.
"What Carew does with ball, I know how to make it with orange."
Zlatan Strikes former Norwegian international John Carew, who had the audacity to call some of the twists and turns his "meaningless."
"Nothing, she already has Zlatan."
Ibra know exactly what gift to secure his wife's birthday.
"Currently we are looking for an apartment. If we can not find anything, i will have to buy the hotel. "
Zlatan about his early days in Paris.
"First I went left and he followed me. Then I went right, he still followed me. Then again I turned left and he went to buy a hotdog. "
Zlatan talks about defensive skills Liverpool defender Stéphane Henchoz.
"I do not care who wins. I'm going on vacation. "
Ibrahimovic received with dignity elimination of Sweden during Euro 2012.
"When u buy me, you take your Ferrari."
Only one car is worthy to be compared with the Swede.
"Injured Zlatan is a very serious test for any team."
Zlatan for absence of Zlatan
"Come home baby, and bring your sister. I'll show you who's gay. "
Never put in doubt heterosexuality of Zlatan.
"I like fireworks but i light them in gardens or kebab stalls. Never light your own house. "
Ibrahimovic obviously understand things, unlike Mario Balotelli.
"Zlatan-Style"
Ibrahimovic explain whether his style of play is more Swedish or more because of Yugoslav origin of his parents. Zlatan is a nation of one person.
"I can play 11 positions because good player can play anywhere."
Zlatan will play wherever solve.
"Once I dressed all in black, Rambo-style, grabbed a massive cutters and cut a military bike."
A brief excerpt from my youth Zlatan-Style
"Reporter: Who will win the play-off for the World Cup?
Zlatan: God knows.
Reporter: Few find it hard to ask him.
Zlatan: Why? Currently he stands before you. "
Again we leave without comment
"I dont want to purposely injured you, you know it. If you ever blame me, I'll break both legs and it will be on purpose. "
Rafael van der Vaart has not found someone to get stuck during the match between Sweden and the Netherlands.
"Onyewu looks like a heavyweight boxer. It is over two meters and weigh more than 90 kilograms, but still could not keep up with me. "
The clash between the two team-mates in Milan ended with a broken rib of American Oguchi Onyewu.
"If Rooney wants transfer next summer, I advised him to come to Paris and play with me. But he will have to get used to the idea that Zlatan marks even more beautiful goals than his. "
Again we have no words.
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